17 Ways To Cook A Turkey


Go buy a turkey

Take a drink of whisky

Put turkey in the oven

Take another 2 drinks of whisky

Set the degree at 375 ovens

Take 3 more whiskys of drink

Turk the bastey

Whisky another bottle of get

Ponder the meat thermometer

Glass yourself a pour of whisky

Bake the whisky for 4 hours

Take the oven out of the turkey

Floor the turkey up off of the pick

Turk the carvey

Get yourself another scottle of botch

Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Bless the dinner and pass out











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